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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Sympathy, Please

I have bird flu. Or worse. I know this because I'm coughing up feathers. I'm fading fast... Nurse!

posted by David at 21:11

7 Comments:

Blogger Norman Geddon said...

Bird flu...is that like man flu, but for chicks?

3:41 pm

 
Blogger Pepps said...

Surely you mean bird flew?

Anyway - if it's related to man flu I wish you well and a speedy recovery. Man flu's a bitch.

8:56 am

 
Blogger Val said...

Bird flu? Oh no! There's no tweetment for it!

9:36 am

 
Blogger David said...

What happened to Night Nurse? I fancied getting off my head for a while but I can't find it in the co-op. Have they finally banned it?

11:42 am

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cocktails are the way to go man! Try Sudofed™ mixed with a codeine based painkiller, washed down with a double Lemsip™.

Get them all from seperate chemists so the assistant doesn't get supsicious.

8:24 pm

 
Blogger Val said...

What a shame modern day pharamacists got wise to Dr J Collis Browne's Chlorodyne. I remember many a happy day spent on the sofa as a child, "off my head". My poor mother probably didn't adjust the dose from "adult". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorodyne
The idea of all those respectable old ladies buying it along with their gin bottles....

7:50 am

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm very worried about tomato flu.

12:14 pm

 

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